"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
No seriously. At Western your tuition will be completely payed if you get hit by a bus.
- me: watching tv show
- me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
- me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Average Lifespans in Mass Effect
- Avoiding death by disease, combat, Shepard...
- Vorcha: 20 years
- Salarians: 40 years
- Batarian: 80 years
- Drell: 85 years
- Volus: 85 years
- Humans: 150 years
- Turian: 150 years
- Elcor: 500 years
- Asari: 1,000 years
- Krogan: 1,000+ years
- Jenkins: 12 minutes