College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

No seriously. At Western your tuition will be completely payed if you get hit by a bus.

(via iidelirium)

(via demonic-castiel)

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

alanaism:

this is the only cap that will ever  matter 

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idk whose face i like best, sam’s “these are fuckin mine,” nat’s “i am gonna kill u,” or steve’s “oh shit oh shit these people are crazier than me”

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ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

(via gingerchangeling)

ghoustly:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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Average Lifespans in Mass Effect

  • Avoiding death by disease, combat, Shepard...
  • Vorcha: 20 years
  • Salarians: 40 years
  • Batarian: 80 years
  • Drell: 85 years
  • Volus: 85 years
  • Humans: 150 years
  • Turian: 150 years
  • Elcor: 500 years
  • Asari: 1,000 years
  • Krogan: 1,000+ years
  • Jenkins: 12 minutes
Album Art

yourmusiclibrary:

Everybody’s Watching Me - The Neighbourhood

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ArtistThe Neighbourhood
TitleEverybody’s Watching Me (Uh Oh)
AlbumI Love You

transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

(via themindchateau)

akirateku:

Like I said before, fantastic terrible drinking buddies.

(via dammitvulcan)

  • *new Fall Out Boy single released*
  • newsreporter: Studies show that there has been an increase in black eyeliner sales and teenage rebellion